I’m silly in ways you could never understand
Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all of the lives I’m not living. —Jonathan Safran Foer
Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.
It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.
This is really important.
*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication
When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!
so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif
